Saturday, 27 September 2008
Adding Feedburner to digitalwords
So added feedburner and failed to add this is blog to technorati,actually the blog is too new for technorati so it is being declined while I was trying to ad this , it is always better to add some value to my blog by adding the blog to technorati.I will try again next week ,and one more update I have decided to end he blog Blogging Bible.
Thursday, 25 September 2008
My last 4 days ....
So this is Thursday and these four days I was very busy ,so could not manage to post a single post here,but now also I can not write very important something ,just want to update that last four days I have removed all the old paid review posts ....not all,almst all as I have kept all finance related posts on all my blogs ,and also left those reviews which are really matching to the blog topic,and I had to keep those posts also which are not even 1 month old,rest I have made them draft.
And secondly I have submitted all my blogs to those site where from I can make money ,but I was busy with paraphrasing and APA writing these days,and planning to stick with it for next few days ,as it is becoming a good source of income for me.So my next update will be about it. Till then bye and take care.
And secondly I have submitted all my blogs to those site where from I can make money ,but I was busy with paraphrasing and APA writing these days,and planning to stick with it for next few days ,as it is becoming a good source of income for me.So my next update will be about it. Till then bye and take care.
Sunday, 21 September 2008
Making my blogs lighter
It is Monday again after a busy weekend it is time to go to office again.This weekend I did few works and I hope it will help my blogs in the long run.I am blogging for almost two years now , and never deleted any paid post ,although most of the site tells that I should keep the post or review for 1 month , I kept it more than that,it made my blogs look clumsy ,so decided to get rid fro those and did it, I made them draft ,as if any advertiser return to me,telling wheres his review or paid post,I can make it live again.And one thing I am trying to do ,that getting some back link by building a Z-LIST page , hope that I will get some like minded blogger friend to join ,and another plan of mine is that , now I want static sponsor banner than paid reviews for this new blog,lets see what I can get for this blog....cheers guy !! have a busy week ahead...best of luck!!!!
Saturday, 20 September 2008
Z-LIST
| ROCK ON | A GENRAL BLOG ,TALKS ABOUT MAKING MONEY |
| TECH REVIEW | A TECH BLOG,ALSO GIVES SOFTWARE,AND HARDWARE ENFORMATION |
| BLOGGING BIBLE | A BLOG ABOUT BLOGGING,TIPS TO MAKE A BETTER BLOG |
| MAKE MONEY ON WEB | A MONEY MAKING BLOG |
| GARDENING | A BLOG ABOUT HOME AND GARDENING |
| AEROBICS | A HEALTH BLOG |
| DIGITAL WORDS | A GENERAL BLOG |
| CHIRSTMAS | A BLOG ABOUT X-MAS |
| RESOURCE REVIEW | A GENERAL BLOG |
| WEB REVIEW | A BLOG TO REVIEW OTEHR SITES |
| ONLINE DIARY | A GENERAL LBOG |
| THE ONLOOKER | A GENERAL BLOG |
| THE BYSTANDER | A GEENRAL BLOG |
| BUGLE | A GENERAL BLOG |
| LIFE STYLE | A BLOG ABOUT HOME IMPOVEMNT |
| IEARNING | A GENERAL LBOG |
GET INTO THIS LIST ...JUST LEAVE YOUR BLOG INFORMATION AS A COMMENT ...YOU HAVE TO PLACE A LINK OF MY BLOG TOO ON YOUR BLOG IN RETURN
Girls are like windows and guys are like linux...
Girls/Windows
Both have a great UI.
Both consume large resources and do less work.
Both crash unexpectedly.
Both are not easily portable on different architectures (environment) .
Both can't work on low resource architectures (environment) .
Both are costly to maintain.
Both give mostly unexpected outputs.
Both's working often contradicts with their documentation.
Both are easily prone to viruses (rumors and doubts) (and they (viruses) do spread very fast in windows based networks).
In spite of all above disadvantages, both are liked very much
Boys/Linux
Both have an average UI.
Both are robust.
Both are highly secure.
Both can be easily modified to support new concepts/features.
Both are efficient.
Both are easily portable to any architecture (environment) no matter how low are resources.
You can easily guess the output for your input (in Linux just open its code, for boys they are mostly transparent by nature).
Both are poorly documented.
Both have a great UI.
Both consume large resources and do less work.
Both crash unexpectedly.
Both are not easily portable on different architectures (environment) .
Both can't work on low resource architectures (environment) .
Both are costly to maintain.
Both give mostly unexpected outputs.
Both's working often contradicts with their documentation.
Both are easily prone to viruses (rumors and doubts) (and they (viruses) do spread very fast in windows based networks).
In spite of all above disadvantages, both are liked very much
Boys/Linux
Both have an average UI.
Both are robust.
Both are highly secure.
Both can be easily modified to support new concepts/features.
Both are efficient.
Both are easily portable to any architecture (environment) no matter how low are resources.
You can easily guess the output for your input (in Linux just open its code, for boys they are mostly transparent by nature).
Both are poorly documented.
Wednesday, 17 September 2008
Hole in Ozone Layer -its maximum now
The hole in the Ozone layer over the Antarctic was discovered in the 1980s. It regularly tends to form in August of every year reaching its maximum size late September or early October before it fills again in mid-December. The size totally depends on the weather. But this year the hole has found to be larger than it was last year.
Experts warned that such is the damage to the ozone layer, which shields the Earth from harmful ultra-violet rays, it will only attain full recovery in 2075. On September 13, the hole covered an area of 27 million square kilometers, while in 2007, the maximum reached was 25 million square kilometers, said the WMO.
Ozone provides a natural protective filter against harmful ultra-violet rays from the sun, which can cause sunburn, cataracts and skin cancer and damage vegetation.
Its depletion is caused by extreme cold temperatures at high altitude and a particular type of pollution, from chemicals often used in refrigeration, some plastic foams, or aerosol sprays, which have accumulated in the atmosphere.
Most of these chemicals, chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs), are being phased out under the 1987 Montreal Protocol, but they linger in the atmosphere for many years.
Experts warned that such is the damage to the ozone layer, which shields the Earth from harmful ultra-violet rays, it will only attain full recovery in 2075. On September 13, the hole covered an area of 27 million square kilometers, while in 2007, the maximum reached was 25 million square kilometers, said the WMO.
Ozone provides a natural protective filter against harmful ultra-violet rays from the sun, which can cause sunburn, cataracts and skin cancer and damage vegetation.
Its depletion is caused by extreme cold temperatures at high altitude and a particular type of pollution, from chemicals often used in refrigeration, some plastic foams, or aerosol sprays, which have accumulated in the atmosphere.
Most of these chemicals, chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs), are being phased out under the 1987 Montreal Protocol, but they linger in the atmosphere for many years.
Tuesday, 16 September 2008
SANTA SINGH IS BACK...!!!
sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto....
driver adjusted mirror..
sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...
go & sit back i will drive the auto...
================================
1 sardar puri life only 1 thing sochte sochte mar gaya
ki mere to 2 brothers hai
phir meri sister ke 3 brothers kaise
==========================================
sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.
boy: oh! paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho
sardar: oye ! girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.
===============================
1 sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.
flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola
jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya ...
guess woh kya bola.....
is mein aur colour dikhao
========================================
what is the similarity between a sardar & a donkey
both moves towards the road transport as they grown up
========================================
sardar aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya
2nd sardar: wo kaise?
1st sardar: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.
=========================================
sardar talking on cell.
2nd sardar: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st: biwi se.....
2nd: itne... pyar se....?
1st: tumhari hai. . .
==========================================
sardar- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?
2nd- gold ring de de
1st- koi badi cheez bata
2nd - m.r.f ka tyre de de. .
==========================================
a donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey.
he saw a zebra & started beating it
& said 'sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
============================== ============
sardar: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..
mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,
sardar: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha..
=====================================
sardar: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle.
jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
now it's 1.5 ltr.
===================================
on jeeto's bday
sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
when he returns home jeeto said: thanks i got cheque cashed from bank
manager.
======================================
yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. there he saw gandhi dancing with bipasha.
he asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon?
yamraj: saza ta bipasha nu diti hai..
======================================
sardar breaks an egg 2 make an omlet.
he finds d egg empty . . . gets frustrated &
say's "iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai!
====================================
how can u identify a sardar in a classroom?
try
try
think....
very simple
just see
who is erasing notes when teacher is erasing blackboard
==========================================
teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
santa: he done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....
==========================================
lect: write a note on gandhi jayanti..??
so..
santa writes "gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is
jayanti..
=============================================
santa:banta yeh automatically kya hota hai?
banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja
rahi ho to usse kehte hain auto-me-takli.
=============================================
santa: agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.
wife: doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
santa: pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
=============================================
banta: you cheated me.
shopkeeper: no, i sold a good radio to you.
banta: radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is all india
radio!
========================================
q: a man asked santa, "akal badhi ya bhains? "
a: santa bola, "pehle date of birth to batao."
========================================
what's ford?
santa: gaadi.
what's oxford?
santa: so simple, bail gaadi.
=======================================
why did santa throw the butter out of the window?
a: he wanted to see butterfly!
=======================================
nurse: congrats santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
santa: meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
=======================================
petrol ke rate badhne par santa bola: "menu koi farak nahin penda.
pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
driver adjusted mirror..
sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...
go & sit back i will drive the auto...
================================
1 sardar puri life only 1 thing sochte sochte mar gaya
ki mere to 2 brothers hai
phir meri sister ke 3 brothers kaise
==========================================
sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.
boy: oh! paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho
sardar: oye ! girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.
===============================
1 sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.
flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola
jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya ...
guess woh kya bola.....
is mein aur colour dikhao
========================================
what is the similarity between a sardar & a donkey
both moves towards the road transport as they grown up
========================================
sardar aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya
2nd sardar: wo kaise?
1st sardar: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.
=========================================
sardar talking on cell.
2nd sardar: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st: biwi se.....
2nd: itne... pyar se....?
1st: tumhari hai. . .
==========================================
sardar- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?
2nd- gold ring de de
1st- koi badi cheez bata
2nd - m.r.f ka tyre de de. .
==========================================
a donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey.
he saw a zebra & started beating it
& said 'sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
============================== ============
sardar: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..
mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,
sardar: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha..
=====================================
sardar: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle.
jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
now it's 1.5 ltr.
===================================
on jeeto's bday
sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
when he returns home jeeto said: thanks i got cheque cashed from bank
manager.
======================================
yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. there he saw gandhi dancing with bipasha.
he asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon?
yamraj: saza ta bipasha nu diti hai..
======================================
sardar breaks an egg 2 make an omlet.
he finds d egg empty . . . gets frustrated &
say's "iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai!
====================================
how can u identify a sardar in a classroom?
try
try
think....
very simple
just see
who is erasing notes when teacher is erasing blackboard
==========================================
teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
santa: he done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....
==========================================
lect: write a note on gandhi jayanti..??
so..
santa writes "gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is
jayanti..
=============================================
santa:banta yeh automatically kya hota hai?
banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja
rahi ho to usse kehte hain auto-me-takli.
=============================================
santa: agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.
wife: doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
santa: pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
=============================================
banta: you cheated me.
shopkeeper: no, i sold a good radio to you.
banta: radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is all india
radio!
========================================
q: a man asked santa, "akal badhi ya bhains? "
a: santa bola, "pehle date of birth to batao."
========================================
what's ford?
santa: gaadi.
what's oxford?
santa: so simple, bail gaadi.
=======================================
why did santa throw the butter out of the window?
a: he wanted to see butterfly!
=======================================
nurse: congrats santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
santa: meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
=======================================
petrol ke rate badhne par santa bola: "menu koi farak nahin penda.
pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Interesting Equation
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
Monday, 15 September 2008
Ek Chutki code ki keemat tum kya jaano HR Babu?
“ Ishwar ka ashirwaad hota hai ek chutki code
Developer ke sar ka taj hota hai ek chutki code
Har bench resource ka khwaab hota hai ek chutki code
Bugs ka bhandaar hota hai ek chutki code
TL ki shikayat ka adhar hota hai ek chutki code
Release ke samay ninde udne ka karan hota hai ek chutki code
Nanhe se logic ke liye 1000 line ka hota hai ek chutki code
Back pain hone ka karan hota hai ek chutki code
Tension se takla kar deta hai ek chutki code
Per phir bhi hume salary dilata hai Yeh ek chutki code”
ADAPTED FROM “OM SHANTI OM”
Developer ke sar ka taj hota hai ek chutki code
Har bench resource ka khwaab hota hai ek chutki code
Bugs ka bhandaar hota hai ek chutki code
TL ki shikayat ka adhar hota hai ek chutki code
Release ke samay ninde udne ka karan hota hai ek chutki code
Nanhe se logic ke liye 1000 line ka hota hai ek chutki code
Back pain hone ka karan hota hai ek chutki code
Tension se takla kar deta hai ek chutki code
Per phir bhi hume salary dilata hai Yeh ek chutki code”
ADAPTED FROM “OM SHANTI OM”
Sunday, 14 September 2008
Saturday, 13 September 2008
FIRST POST ON THIS BLOG
FIRST TIME I MADE SOME INVESTMENT IN A DOMAIN NAME AND HOPE IT WONT PUT MY HOPES DOWN...CHEERS ...I WILL TRY TO CREATE SOMETHING USEFUL FOR YOU ALL
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