SANTA SINGH IS BACK...!!!

sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto....

driver adjusted mirror..

sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...

go & sit back i will drive the auto...

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1 sardar puri life only 1 thing sochte sochte mar gaya

ki mere to 2 brothers hai

phir meri sister ke 3 brothers kaise

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sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.

boy: oh! paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho

sardar: oye ! girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.

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1 sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.

flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola

jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya ...

guess woh kya bola.....









is mein aur colour dikhao

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what is the similarity between a sardar & a donkey



both moves towards the road transport as they grown up





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sardar aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya

2nd sardar: wo kaise?

1st sardar: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.





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sardar talking on cell.

2nd sardar: kis se baat kar raho ho.

1st: biwi se.....

2nd: itne... pyar se....?

1st: tumhari hai. . .





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sardar- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?

2nd- gold ring de de

1st- koi badi cheez bata

2nd - m.r.f ka tyre de de. .





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a donkey kicked sardar & ran away

sardar ran to catch the donkey.

he saw a zebra & started beating it

& said 'sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.





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sardar: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..

mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,

sardar: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha..





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sardar: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle.

jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml

now it's 1.5 ltr.





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on jeeto's bday

sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.

when he returns home jeeto said: thanks i got cheque cashed from bank

manager.





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yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. there he saw gandhi dancing with bipasha.

he asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon?

yamraj: saza ta bipasha nu diti hai..





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sardar breaks an egg 2 make an omlet.

he finds d egg empty . . . gets frustrated &

say's "iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai!





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how can u identify a sardar in a classroom?



try



try



think....



very simple



just see



who is erasing notes when teacher is erasing blackboard





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teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

santa: he done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....





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lect: write a note on gandhi jayanti..??



so..

santa writes "gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is

jayanti..





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santa:banta yeh automatically kya hota hai?

banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja

rahi ho to usse kehte hain auto-me-takli.





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santa: agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.

wife: doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

santa: pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai





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banta: you cheated me.

shopkeeper: no, i sold a good radio to you.

banta: radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is all india

radio!





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q: a man asked santa, "akal badhi ya bhains? "

a: santa bola, "pehle date of birth to batao."





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what's ford?

santa: gaadi.

what's oxford?

santa: so simple, bail gaadi.





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why did santa throw the butter out of the window?

a: he wanted to see butterfly!





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nurse: congrats santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.

santa: meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!





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petrol ke rate badhne par santa bola: "menu koi farak nahin penda.

pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."